let us lay in the sun

humandoodad:

stackedcrooked:

humandoodad:

liquorinthefront:

accurate comic is accurate.

This just makes me think of a friend my freshman year of college who was going to go around downtown holding hands with a girl for a Sociology project and turned me down when I volunteered to help because I was actually interested in girls and apparently she wasn’t comfortable holding hands for science with a real queer girl. :|

She was just being safe, god. You know how lesbians are always getting hand holding boners and then mauling their straight acquaintances. We can’t be trusted.

Give us an inch and we’ll take a mile. I mean, honestly, heaven forbid I was so overcome by hand to hand contact that I developed a crush on her even though I knew she was straight. That would be so terrible for her.